Lagoon of Doom

Don Q 7 Years Old, Appleton Estate V/X Signature Blend, Lemon Hart Original Overproof 151 Rum Lime, Grapefruit, Falernum, Grenadine Syrup, Cinnamon Syrup (A dark, rum-packed potion that’ll choke you with flavor, but no mercy.)

$60

The Volcanosa is a towering tiki twist on the mimosa, built for those who believe brunch should be an event. With a bottle and a half of Chloe Prosecco, a splash of Dry Curaçao, and nearly an entire pineapple’s worth of juice, it’s a citrus-fueled eruption of bubbly excess.

$100

Here’s the deal: We’re not telling you what’s in the bowl. It’s like a cannonball into uncharted waters, but don’t worry—our lifeguards (a.k.a. bartenders) are trained professionals. This massive, mysterious cocktail is served in a bowl big enough to require its own zip code, and let's just say, if you can’t swim, you’d better start learning quick. Dive in, take the plunge, and prepare for a tidal wave of flavor that will have you swimming in the deep end all night long. Just remember, drink responsibly!

$85

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the pond... nature's most aggressive necks are back at it in the brawl of the beaked! Witness feathered fury as Swanzilla, destroyer of bread crumbs, faces off against his long-lost evil cousin Swan Kong, who’s been doing pushups in a koi pond and is mad as flock. Buildings will fall. Necks will stretch. And somewhere, a child will cry because their baguette got obliterated mid-flight. It’s claws vs. cause. It’s elegance vs. eggstinction. It’s... absolutely quackers.

$100

Forged in a Swedish vodka lab and powered by pure dad energy, Meca-Swanzilla is 100% stainless sass and citrus sassault. When regular Swanzilla got too emotional, scientists said, “Screw it, let’s make one out of metal and give it better juice.” This elegant abomination runs on Absolut Elyx, and runs through feelings with lemon, lime, almond orgeat, and just a little grenadine for dramatic flair. It's tropical, tart, and entirely too advanced for your average bird bath. Warning: May cause involuntary dance moves and metallic honking.

$100